choosethebetterpoison:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

MUST REBLOG ON THORSDAY.

lol


badger-sam asked: (owl) Hey 'Cedes, I was wondering if... after the exams of course... you maybe wanted to go on a date with me? I just feel like we never really got a chance to be happy together before life kicked our asses, and I dearly want to try it again. You are important to me, you always have been.

(owl)… Sam, I’m blushing :) Of course I would love to go on a date with you! Yeah, life did get in the way just a little bit, but I think we might have some funny stories to tell. I’ve missed you a lot a lot a lot. I’ll see you soon? After all the crazy exams though I guess. Good luck Sammy. 


albrie:

wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET


rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.


ergh. exams are so stressy.


H-H-H-Hello

ravenclawtina:

My name is Tina, and I’m a 5th Year R-R-Ravenclaw. I’m not very good at RE- introducing myself so….. 

Hey Tina- I’m Mercedes. Nice to meet ya’.


Hello people, how are ya all?

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

rory-mf:

sunshine? where did that come from? Besides it’s not jokes it’s the truth. Leve my girlfriend out of it, she had not done anything. YES, it does get our points across

I just like calling you sugary kind of names pumpkin pie. BLAH BLAH BLAH. rory, he doesn’t know so leave it that way yeahhhh. Okay, you’re right, I’ll leave her out of this, but I will do something. I’ll steal every last piece of chocolate you have and drop it in the lake. and make you watch. somehow. I’ll figure that out later.

I guess so..and stop with the blah’s.. haha, he don’t know? what if someone tell him that a fur bull like him. Yes, thank you. NO, ya will not stel anything from me okay! It’s my chocolate, mine I tell ya. And If ya did..i would NOT watch it.

You wouldn’t would you? That would be really embarrassing and awkward Because then I’d have to like creepily sleep in your trunk and then in the middle of the night, I’ll jump out of it like a creepy clown thing. I’ll do that. I’ll stop with the blahs if you admit defeat. OKAY. I won’t steal your chocolate then, but I’ll take… erm, do you have anything important to you… Max.


Hello people, how are ya all?

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

Rory sunshine Flanagan. if you start cracking open the Sam jokes, I’ll not be able to control myself with jokes about you and pretty ol’ Harmony. FINE, you really are stubborn. Even more than me. gosh. And I must say, this shouting thing sure does get our points across.

sunshine? where did that come from? Besides it’s not jokes it’s the truth. Leve my girlfriend out of it, she had not done anything. YES, it does get our points across

I just like calling you sugary kind of names pumpkin pie. BLAH BLAH BLAH. rory, he doesn’t know so leave it that way yeahhhh. Okay, you’re right, I’ll leave her out of this, but I will do something. I’ll steal every last piece of chocolate you have and drop it in the lake. and make you watch. somehow. I’ll figure that out later.


Hello people, how are ya all?

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

rory-mf:

sush..I was only shouting to make a point, now don’t do it..or II’I ger annoyed with you fur ball. And I still can’t believe I call ya that.

Grrrr- Fur balls can bite you know. Oh it was to make a point… well it was heard, but I’ve forgotten it again. Maybe you need to SING it for me to remember.

I guess they can..but I bet the only one ya want to bite is Sammy. And NO, I’m not singing fot ya..I don’t do singing..now deal with it.

Rory sunshine Flanagan. if you start cracking open the Sam jokes, I’ll not be able to control myself with jokes about you and pretty ol’ Harmony. FINE, you really are stubborn. Even more than me. gosh. And I must say, this shouting thing sure does get our points across.


I’m back.

badger-sam:

discoinfernodiva:

Well, I’ve had some super villain practise whilst you’ve been away. yes I’ve been that bored. I’ve practised my evil laughing. Yeah you’ll whoop him Sammy.

Okay… well, I’m just sayin’, how about over the summer we have cake sales and do little things to earn some money and we can find you a cool summer job and then everything will be peachy. The Evans family will go on holiday! I don’t really have any plans either, so let’s plan a summer for your brother and sister instead- they deserve it.  I’ve decided to be a superhero so that I can have a billowy cape and chuckle.

Can I be your sidekick?


Thank you, ‘Cedes. You’re amazing. I’d really love to do that, and I’m sure Stevie and Stacey would love you even more than they already do!

Pshhh, you’re not my sidekick. You’ll have to be the one in charge. I can’t actually even ride a broom remember? I wouldn’t be the best numero uno superhero. we have to get our chuckling and cape billowing in sync though.

Well sure Sam, it’s what friends are for right? And I have to admit, I just want an excuse to go and have a summer filled with tree houses and mud pies. And a summer spent with my best friend and his hilarious family is pretty awesome.


Hello people, how are ya all?

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

rory-mf:

It was dress up for Halloween. A muggle friend of mine made me watch someone called Lady Gaga… She really is quite fierce and scary… Consider my lips sealed.

YA ARE A WEIRD FUR BALL! 

YOU ARE EVEN WEIRDER. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING. THIS IS FUN.

sush..I was only shouting to make a point, now don’t do it..or II’I ger annoyed with you fur ball. And I still can’t believe I call ya that.

Grrrr- Fur balls can bite you know. Oh it was to make a point… well it was heard, but I’ve forgotten it again. Maybe you need to SING it for me to remember.


Hello people, how are ya all?

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

rory-mf:

discoinfernodiva:

I am scary- hear me roar

Hahaha, I’ll tell him you said that- Sammy is as swift as anything. I think I might just have to try and kidnap you now- you know how stubborn I can be friend.

Jesus..that is kind of scary…ya are a fur ball dressed like a ..I don’t even know what. I don’t think ya can, and stop saying that..I guess we are..but ya don’t need to point it out all the time..do ya?

It was dress up for Halloween. A muggle friend of mine made me watch someone called Lady Gaga… She really is quite fierce and scary… Consider my lips sealed.

YA ARE A WEIRD FUR BALL! 

YOU ARE EVEN WEIRDER. WHY ARE WE SHOUTING. THIS IS FUN.


I’m back.

badger-sam:

discoinfernodiva:

Ak ak ak ak (villian laughter) I think you would beat filch. But Nick’s been around for a while- might be able to throw you off with some olden age dance tricks. I told rory that I’m going to take him around muggle London for a bit in summer- you guys are close right? I think you should come and help me. He is a handful. 

I’d legit got scared a little there!

Nick… well, I’ll have to practice then.

I wouldn’t say we’re close, but he’s awesome, so I’d really like that. Now I have something to look forward too, I didn’t have any summer plans - it’s the first year my family can’t really afford it to take us all on a trip anyway, but I was thinking that maybe I could earn some money so my parents could at least take Stevie and Stacey. They’re young, they live for family holidays.

Well, I’ve had some super villain practise whilst you’ve been away. yes I’ve been that bored. I’ve practised my evil laughing. Yeah you’ll whoop him Sammy.

Okay… well, I’m just sayin’, how about over the summer we have cake sales and do little things to earn some money and we can find you a cool summer job and then everything will be peachy. The Evans family will go on holiday! I don’t really have any plans either, so let’s plan a summer for your brother and sister instead- they deserve it.  I’ve decided to be a superhero so that I can have a billowy cape and chuckle.


I’m back.

badger-sam:

discoinfernodiva:

I mean, of course Filch is just a bit better than you, and I was with Nearly Headless Nick the other day and he can get his groove on. But apart from them, you’re wonderful. well that’s good. Summer baking here we come! 

I’m offended. And I’ll need to invite them to a dance duel. Very. It’ll be a sweet, sweet summer.

Ak ak ak ak (villian laughter) I think you would beat filch. But Nick’s been around for a while- might be able to throw you off with some olden age dance tricks. I told rory that I’m going to take him around muggle London for a bit in summer- you guys are close right? I think you should come and help me. He is a handful. 


itsfuuh:

#oooh can we turn this into a forever reblog? #ok #LET’S DO IT